Findings:
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- A Woman Who Never Was
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- Who Killed Monster Munch?
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Who Killed Cock-Robin?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- When I was your age
- kill dash nine (user)
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- November 4, 1995
- It was beauty killed the beast.
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- I remember when all this was trees
- Who Killed the Jews?
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Kill the Man Who Questions
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- When I Was a Lad
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- When I was 9
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- When I went back in time to kill you
- Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- When you kill people they die
- I'll explain it when you're older
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The Man Who Was (user)
- When touch was simple
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Some time when I was a teenager
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- When I Was A Baby
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When our word was iron
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- When your mind races, who wins?
- who vs. whom
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
- Who what when where why & how
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- Who Killed Euronymous?
- Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
- The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- the signal was killed
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- I Know Who Killed Me
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
- Know your pets
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Only when you're older
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Back when grunge was still cool
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- When I Was a Boy
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When I was ten years old
- When I was five
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When I Was Cruel
- When she was bad
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When I was Fair and Young
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- When I was young
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- older brother effect
- When I Was a Babe
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- I Wish My Brother George Was Here
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