Findings:

• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No one actually cares.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• No one says anything important during the day
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• you don't have to do this
• Atheists have no support group
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Gods don't have DNA
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Lunch Break
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I dont no (user)
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have no faith in your God
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Where the streets have no name
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Love the one you don't need
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't spend it all in one place
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't work at a golf course
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You don't have any real problems
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't want to go back to work
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no complaint
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have no hair
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Californians have no soul
• I have one whole anus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Break one's balls
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I don't have the time
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• Don't you ever go to work?
• No, don't click that!
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• A reason to drink
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Don't say no
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• So you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Work like you don't need the money
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• breaks at work are necessary

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