Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "No sir, I am not joking. If I was joking, you would be laughing and clearly no jockularity can be heard from you at this moment. This is what we call a serious moment and our serious faces. Now we know the difference ... and we can move on."

• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No one can be in two places at once
• This poem can be put off no longer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No one can be totally logical
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We Can Be Together
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• murder can be fun
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• My life may no longer be my own
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• A dying playground can be Eden
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• What a kiss can be
• now that I am no longer
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Any song can be a love song
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Can we still be friends?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Children can be cruel
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Short can be good! (document)
• Exes can be good things
• We can be heroes
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• must be joking (user)
• There will be no more stories to read
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• No place I'd rather be
• There can be only one
• we can all just be around other people
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Be all that you can be
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It can be cold in the dark
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• TV can be a good thing
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• What can be better than that?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Why procrastination can be productive
• As I Am Now So You Must Be

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