Findings:

• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• i need your grace to remind me to find my own
• I'm going to Disneyland
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• No government can ever give you freedom
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm No Fool
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm no Socrates
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• How to find out your own IP address
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• She knows no truth except her own.
• My life may no longer be my own
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I'm fine no really
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• The words no one can find
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• They'll find their own lightning
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to the moon
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to kill you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• The Street finds its own uses for things
• I'm No Angel
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm no good at enigmas
• This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Im No Writer (user)
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• No peace I find
• A complete backup of the entire Internet
• Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
• The tyranny and ingratitude of the entire goddamn world
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Time cares for us not, though it carries us the path entire.
• This entire place is digging a grave for her
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• we must look at the entire picture
• Find the Fish
• find
• Find the way home
• I did not find love
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Find Many Cows
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• Infinite series to find values of trigonometric functions
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• You'll Find Me
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• A Good Man is Hard to Find
• How to find a square root using ruler and compass
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• London Finds its Champion
• How to find something which has been lost
• Find the Others
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Robot Finds Kitten
• A metaphor for sex
• How to find the nth term of a number sequence
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
• How to find a street address
• Ojo Finds the Dark Well
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• Find the Cost of Freedom
• We find ourselves in sex
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• find the widget, save the world
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• How to find your ass
• Good help is so hard to find
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Until I Find You

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