Findings:
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- because I have given up any care
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Don't give up your day job
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Don't drink soap! Dilute! Dilute! OK!
- The tattoo phenomenon
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Don't wait up for me
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Here We Have Idaho
- boss i made a new friend
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
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- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I have lots of gay friends
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't have the time
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Don't give up
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Cats don't have brakes
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't want a calculator
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don’t give up the ship!
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't think the sun was up
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- you don't have to do this
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- The friends we made along the way
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- I have a friend
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Baptist jokes
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- Don't piss here
- I don't have a television set
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Stoned music memories
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- You don't have to remember my name
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Sorry, I don't work here
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- So you don't have to
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
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