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Old Ball and Chain
(
person
)
by
LordOmar
Sat Nov 13 1999 at 8:48:02
Your
spouse
, usually used in reference to
wife
. Generally used when a man (aka
husband
) is denyed going out to a
pub
to enjoy
beer
with his
mates
. Use of this term usually results in a
premature relationship termination
.
Note: despite some of the language and terms used in this node the author is not a
Brit
.
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Termination
spouse
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