Findings:
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She always was devious in her beauty
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- She kills me
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
- She only wants me for sex
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Goodbye (Always By Your Side)
- She'll outlive me by 12 million years
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- That one makes me scream, she said
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- She loves me, she loves me not
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Stand by Me
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- She always confused her greys with white.
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She misses me
- She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
- There was always the blue of you
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- she, he, and me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- Tell him, she told me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- She just looks at me
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- It was always hot here
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- always with me
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- In the end it was always a stranger's hand
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- I was a homeless bum
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- It was always about words
- She only wants me for tech support
- Last year was always better
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She told me to say that
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Before you, there was me
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- She is still undoing me.
- She looks at me and she laughs
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- This node was made for you and me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Dome 27 Was Always the Coldest
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Something to remember me by
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- You were always so good to me
- Don't Pass Me By
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- What was stolen by someone else
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- How's she goin', by
- She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
- mark me by seconds
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- every secret thing was made by some one
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- She approached me with some vague line
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- She said she loved me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- With him it was always like
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She Fucks Me
- She Loves Me
- She loved me for my maths
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
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