Findings:

• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Music need not be popular to be good
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Where would America be without Canada?
• That Would Be Enough
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Chinese cave people
• eternity would be boring
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Just to see what it would be like
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I never thought it would be like this
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The Man Who Would Be King
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• God must be living in the sea.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That would be me
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• A whimper would be fine
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If you would be seated
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Young people: Living at home longer
• You mean the me that you would be
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• What the American people want politics to be
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• play dumb
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Mind without body
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Starving in the greenhouse
• That I Would Be Good
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• we can all just be around other people
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If you would be so kind
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• They knew what our pain would be.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• December 13, 1795
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• The revolution will not be televised
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• To be or not to be
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible

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