Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.

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Iris Murdoch is dead. Hold my hand. It's your turn now.	The Rise and Fall of Durex Velveteen	A joke about dealing with people	Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
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December 9, 2007	All's well that ends in bodily fluids	The hundred foot bamboo should continue growing	How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
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