November is here, and with it inexorably comes...
THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE
Do you have what it takes to join the ranks of the IRON?
Really, it's not that hard:
Write 30 things worth reading in 30 days.
The mines are ferrous, dark, and deep. You have nothing but your wits and your keyboard to guide you, but should you survive the journey you will earn...
The Rewards
The pursuit of ferrousness is glorious unto itself, but our garrulous gaggle of ironnoders demands that we sweeten the deal.
- Every noder will receive 30 GP per writeup remaining at the end of the month.
- Every noder who attains IRON NODER status will receive an additional 3000 GP.
- If anyone wishes to sponsor any additional rewards or prizes, just /msg mauler!
But lest ye be tempted to count your gold before the IRON is forged, be sure to heed...
The Rules
- The Iron Noder Challenge begins at 00:00 (server time) on November 1, 2013, and ends at 00:00 (server time) on December 1, 2013. Writeups submitted outside that timeframe will not be considered part of the quest.
- To join the hallowed ranks of the IRON, you must submit 30 new writeups in 30 days. The IRON NODER IDEAL is 1
per day, but we must be flexible about that to allow for normal life
circumstances, days away, illness, etc. Flooding New Writeups with 30
writeups in 1 day, while legal, would be frowned upon, and the E2
userbase would probably not react well.
- Any topic, any form, anything goes.
- There is no minimum or maximum length for writeups. They must simply
survive. Nuked nodes will not count towards your total. For this
reason, final rewards will not be dispensed until a couple of days after
the 30 November deadline, to allow last-minute writeups to be voted on
and pass muster with the editors.
- Thou mayest write a maximum of 5 daylogs.
- Thou mayest prepare material in advance. However if this stops you
noding for the remainder of October, this would also go against
the IRON NODER IDEAL.
- Yes, you can also do NaNoWriMo. Yes, this makes you completely
insane. No, you can't have any more goodies for completing both.
If you would like to join, let me know via /msg, and I'll add you to
the roster. There is nothing wrong with joining late; just don't forget
to let me know!
We'll be utilizing the ironnoders usergroup for any major
communications; if you're in the group now and are not on my confirmed
IRON NODER list as of November 1st, you'll automatically be dropped from
the group.
If you'd like to see more accurate updates than I have posted here, check out iron noder progress. It even shows which ones
you've voted on!
Whether or not you're attempting the challenge, you may volunteer to read and vote on every write-up submitted in the quest. This year's panel of IRON VOTERS will consist of mauler, NanceMuse, moeyz, andycyca, and anyone else who wants to join! Just /msg me and I'll add your name here (this is a great way to contribute to the quest if you don't have time to write actual writeups).
Good luck and remember, to be IRON is glorious, but rust never sleeps! Time to get back in the game.
Need inspiration? Try Everything's Most Wanted, Random Nodeshells, the nodeshells on jessicapierce's scratch pad, The Custodian's Nodeshells I'd Like Filled, and wertperch's nodeshell challenge.
The Iron Noders
Number of participants:
26
Number of writeups:
411
Average number of writeups:
15.81
Number of IRON NODERS:
8
Below are this year's participants. For up-to-the-minute standings, check out Iron Noder Progress!
- Andrew Aguecheek (1)
- Section 28
- Auspice (15)
- November 1, 2013
- connector in receiver out
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- November 5, 2013
- dreaming up the dark man
- December 24, 2010
- God of Concrete, God of Steel
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- houses are sliding in the mud; rivers are raging in your blood
- For a drowned city and a light to walk it
- There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
- Three lies about the sky
- Three truths about the sky
- Hinckley, Minnesota
- BurningTongues (2)
- Chia
- Chia Seed Pudding
- captainnemo (4)
- November 1, 2013
- Gamma function
- Homeschooling
- detox
- Demeter (4)
- Cheesy party bites
- Ms Blithe tours the great stereotypes of the world, part three
- John ... um
- caramelized onion and feta tarts
- ESTELORE (30)
- Eros rose, sore.
- The Midnighters
- you can't unring a bell
- I think therefore Iamb
- Laundromats are purgatory with half empty vending machines
- Praise and blame are forms of manipulation that you no longer require
- To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
- On the third night the castle burned down, leaving everyone to walk home in the dark
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- Aftermarket Flux Capacitor
- Hendecasyllable
- eigengrau
- Carpenter bee
- The Legend of Eli Monpress
- Gwyllgi
- sarati
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Good luck charm
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Llewelyn and his hound Gelert
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- nabeyaki udon
- Aarne-Thompson Index
- rising inflection
- high rising terminal
- baramin
- Python
- Ein Musikalischer Spass
- The Lies of Locke Lamora
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- GaleCrater (1)
- Scribble
- GLOWING FISH (41)
- krokodil
- morphinan
- heterocyclic ring
- If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
- The Lonely
- The Lords and The New Creatures
- Time Enough At Last
- Comet ISON
- Factorial Mathematics and Organic Chemistry
- vanilla extract
- Electrostatics
- 2013 Virginia Gubernatorial Election
- poppy straw
- 2013 New Jersey Gubernatorial Election
- November 7, 2013
- Perchance To Dream
- indole
- Judgment Night
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- job creators
- What You Need
- theophylline
- The Four of Us Are Dying
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Third from the Sun
- November 13, 2013
- fixed point in time
- The Name of the Doctor
- The Night of the Doctor
- Powderfinger
- Alif the Unseen
- Three lies about the sky
- I Shot an Arrow into the Air
- Never Let Me Go
- The Hitch-hiker
- The Fever
- Lactone Opioid
- Letters to the Editors: November 2013
- The Day of the Doctor
- 2013 Atlantic Hurricane Season
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- gnarl (5)
- S.
- Masquerade
- The Screaming Staircase
- A Dance With Dragons
- November 8, 2013
- HAZELNUT (30)
- Ticked Off Trannies with Knives
- A Capitol Affair
- Toppas
- Windows 8
- Horse Madras
- Sid the Sexist
- Philomena
- The Cainian Chronicle
- detox
- Tomb Raider
- Chicken Pills
- Peekaboo
- Belming
- Euphemism treadmill
- The Mull of Kintyre test
- Obscene Publications Act
- Beasts of Gor
- Going clubbing in the West End
- Bog troll
- Somerset carnival
- One Foot in the Grave
- Legend of Grimrock
- Fighting Slave of Gor
- The Legal Aid Telephone Gateway
- Twilight
- British Lawyer Stereotypes 1: The High Powered Commercial Barrister
- Explain That Shopping List
- Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines
- Blue is the Warmest Colour
- Compulsory opt-in porn filtering
- jessicapierce (26)
- soft molasses spice cookies
- The Lime Oatmeal Illusion
- how to toast nuts
- elegant white vanilla cake
- chocolate fudge frosting
- vanilla extract
- spiced sweet potato coins
- vanilla buttercream frosting
- crumb coat
- Marigold
- whipped chocolate frosting
- baking chocolate
- cherry-walnut fudge
- coffee-cinnamon shortbread cookies
- espresso powder
- November 12, 2013
- coffee-cinnamon frosting
- chocolate extract
- beeramisu
- chewy pecan graham cookies
- unsalted butter
- easy roasted apples
- Angel Food Cake
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- Bundt cake
- Glaze
- kozmund (15)
- Santo
- Pahoehoe
- Little old lady with a broom
- Hanapepe salt
- Short's Brewing Company
- Weisse Versa Wheat
- The Rozz-Tox Manifesto
- Niihau
- Ombibulous
- lawnmower
- Oracle bone
- Black Mirror
- Long time no see
- U. S. Army Museum of Hawaii
- Low Level Hell
- mauler (22)
- Slowly, the sewer grates of France creak open
- Rules for a 21st Century Gentleman
- superheterodyne reception
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- classy
- Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
- black bean hummus
- Antilibrary
- November 7, 2013
- Brian Kernighan
- How to cook Indian food
- Strawberry facts
- post-employment economy
- awesome cheesy biscuit snacks
- Indian-style white fish
- Everything2 Bots
- /fireball
- Three lies about the sky
- pyrethrum
- fire season
- Zizia
- Śubhakarasiṃha
- MOEYZ (33)
- Thanks again for the UNICEF memories
- Theda Kenyon
- Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
- Fat Burning Yoga Zone
- The Most Significant Advancement in Dentistry in 4,600 Years!
- November 4, 2013
- learning the language of Alzheimer's
- light hopes and heavy dreams
- Three possible scenarios, in thirty words each
- Girls named Mary are trouble
- Unexpected funeral
- November 11, 2013
- I See You Everywhere
- Simple Beef and Beer Stew, for the Carnivores Among Us
- Perciatelli
- Three lies about the sky
- the linen closet and a drawer of old things
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Rules for a 21st Century Gentleman
- Tri-Color Quinoa, variations on the Goldilocks theme
- 10 MINUTE Solution FAT BLASTING DANCE MIX
- Born to fly
- A recipe and a prayer
- except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
- A Soup With No Name
- Monkey Muffins
- Explaining emphysema to a mostly deaf husband with Alzheimer's
- November 25, 2013
- Eleven sentences about boiled tongue
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- Maybe it was not a Friday night
- Looking for Neil Young
- oakling (0)
- Oolong (10)
- rock
- Oh, Johnny
- limestone
- garlic mustard
- Dehumanization
- electrolysis
- Octet Rule
- taxonomy
- November 29, 2013
- metallic bonding
- Pandeism Fish (12)
- November 4, 2013
- Federal Budget Surplus 2001-2010
- North Colorado
- Curse of the Redskins
- Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
- Blue Texas
- the infinite problem of infinite afterlives
- Three lies about the sky
- Why does shit stink?
- A Pandeist responds to "Sainttalk" on Pandeism
- War Debt: the War on Drugs
- The Fart
- RANCID_PICKLE (45)
- B.J. and the Bear
- Harl Vincent
- Cue the Villain
- I Wish Momma Sang the Blues
- dramatic rights
- low-level format
- Double penetration
- William F. Nolan
- Jenna Jameson
- Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
- November 1, 2013
- long wire
- La Quinta Inn
- Angie Dickinson
- in the doghouse
- Skinemax
- Researching Publishers
- The Sons of Katie Elder
- Amazon Likes, Tags, and Categories
- August 29, 2011
- What you mean "we," white man?
- Animefu
- Income tax refund
- Stieg Larsson
- first draft
- Golf shirt
- Boston whaler
- pawprint
- My Cousin Vinny
- Navy Discipline Act
- Bukkake
- Claudia Christian
- The Bank Job
- oil pressure gauge
- SIM card
- subplot
- just like mom used to make
- four stroke
- Angela Cartwright
- Military Discount
- penis pills
- November 3, 2013
- Walking Man 24
- Walking Man 36
- YYZ
- RedOmega (6)
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- orange and teal
- In praise of older women
- Lee Pace
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- The Men Who Built America
- Sazzz (8)
- Tasty Chicken Something
- August 30, 2013
- Outreach Rescue
- Work at heights
- November 10, 2013
- CFAV
- The use of hot glue as a beauty product
- Formal Orders
- tall tails (19)
- lamotrigine
- Gone Away
- May 12, 2013
- November 7, 2013
- Luca Brasi
- Rise Above This
- Doesn't Remind Me
- November 22, 2013
- Seconal
- Gotta Be Somebody
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Alice Kinnian
- I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
- I just need a hug, is all
- Why you're my best friend.
- Richard Kuklinski
- nurse
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- November 30, 2013
- TEM42 (31)
- Machine of Death
- Stemma
- eclectic text
- The Curse of the Blue Figurine
- Kūlgrinda
- Mercat cross
- Roup
- Foumart
- Measle and the Wrathmonk
- Vegan chocolate chip cookies
- Fried marbles
- Flipped
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- Walking Spanish
- definition
- The Mummy, the Will, and the Crypt
- Section 28
- When You Reach Me
- Geronimo Stilton
- Rex Zero and the End of the World
- Or la'goyim
- and but so
- Anderson Shelter
- Blowhole
- Bodacious
- bobble
- Frequentative
- Channelization
- Entrance of the Gladiators
- Asamoth
- Exon
- TEMPESTAS (31)
- Yes Prime Minister
- lys
- dye lot
- colorway
- variegated yarn
- Ravelry
- 5-0 and go
- William Henry Harrison: Inaugural Address
- Journalism school
- Jenny Calendar
- YYZ
- Prince George
- Rob Ford
- double pointed knitting needle
- knitting in the round
- stitch marker
- The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses
- Final Fantasy: Distant Worlds
- Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
- The Honourable Schoolboy
- Smiley's People
- Angela Hewitt
- Little Drummer Girl
- A Murder of Quality
- I've got more than enough to eat at home
- Die stumme Serenade
- So You Want to Write a Fugue
- Call For the Dead
- The Looking Glass War
- A Small Town in Germany
- A Perfect Spy
- tubular (0)
- Zephronias (6)
- November 1, 2013
- The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
- November 12, 2013
- Memory is unreliable; it cracks and crumbles and falls into nothing. Power lasts forever.
- Three lies about the sky
- Coyote Creek Fox
- ZorroBandito (0)