Findings:

• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Take me from home
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Greyhound, carry me home
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Take me to your leader
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Calgon, take me away
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Heil Honey, I'm Home!
• Take the Long Way Home
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not in love, set me free
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Take it from me
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• take me away
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I Will Take You Home
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Can You Take Me Back
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• take me to your mystics
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• dark highways take us near and far from home
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Tell me of the nature of home
• lead me home
• I'm coming home, I promise
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I'll take you home
• Comin' to carry me home
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Take Me Down
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Take On Me
• Take Me As I Am
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Come home with me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I'm Going Home
• Take me to the bridge
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Take Me Back to Tech
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• get drunk
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• at home
• home run
• Home Counties
• home brew
• TV is the alien sitting in our home
• Home Area Networks
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Three Came Home
• Home run call
• home team
• home plate
• Stewart Home

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