Findings:
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- Some time when I was a teenager
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Back when our blood was still warm
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- When Renny wakes up
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- When I was your age
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- When she was bad
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- When I Woke
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When I was Fair and Young
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- When We Grow Up
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- Her hair, tangled
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I don't think the sun was up
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When I Was a Lad
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- November 4, 1995
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- 'just woke up' voice
- When I Was A Baby
- When I was 9
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- When I Was a Babe
- I remember when all this was trees
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- when one of us woke early
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- When our word was iron
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- When I was young Time had no wings
- When I Grow Up
- What I want to be when I grow up
- and then I woke up
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- It was not death, for I stood up
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- I woke up
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- I woke up in occupied America.
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- When you wake up feeling old
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- What do you see when you look up?
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When I Was a Boy
- When touch was simple
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- When I was ten years old
- When I was young
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When I Was Cruel
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When I was five
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- up quark
- Woke capitalism
- Up All Night
- Up Your Ass
- Dose up
- Dummy up
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