Findings:

• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• The sun goes down in a cold pale flare of light
• When the walls go down
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When Bobby Comes Down
• When fog comes down the mountain
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• When Graverobbing Goes Wrong
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What to do when your car breaks down
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• chase your shadow till the sun goes down
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Igby Goes Down
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When good code goes bad
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When neon signage goes wrong
• When tofu goes bad
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• When water chokes you
• Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• My Wang never goes down
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• the choices I blamed on others
• Watership Down
• dumbing down
• The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
• Down By Law
• down
• upside down
• go down
• down quark
• throw down
• first down
• shut down
• dumbed down
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Down's Syndrome
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Batten down the hatches!
• shot down
• going down
• Trompe
• Looking down through the leaves
• go down in history
• Play it down
• knocking a person down
• averaging down
• If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
• Down To This
• On the down low
• Chop down
• Flag down
• Down East Delight
• Down Under
• sit down
• Down, not across
• down the road
• May your only son strike you down
• Broken Down Golf Cart
• Knock down
• System of a Down
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Blow Down
• Fall down go boom
• The Devil Went Down to Georgia
• coming down
• heads down
• snarf down
• down on one knee
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Falling Down
• get right down to it
• Slashdot is down
• Whistle Down the Wind
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Down in one
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• watered down
• Take Me Down
• Knuckle down
• Rolling Down to Old Maui
• Turning text upside down
• thumbs down
• Down and Out in Paris and London
• 3 Doors Down
• come down
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The Bog Down In The Valley
• Daffy Down Dilly
• London Bridge is Falling Down
• dress down
• Trickle-down economics
• Windows is now shutting down
• Looking Up & Down
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Plan for bringing down corporate fast food chains
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Gravity really gets me down
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
• put down
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Burning Down
• Blow me down!
• Further Down the Spiral
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• broken down submarines
• Dropped down, pulled out
• Let it out, break it down
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Pimps Up, Ho's Down
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Cut down on alcohol
• Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down
• Shut down Napster, not Metallica
• Why it's important to slow down in construction zones
• punch down
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Down By the River
• Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl
• Deep Down
• I come to you, defenses down
• Down in It
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• Way Down on Street Level
• This will go down on your permanent record
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Staring down babies
• simmer down
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• Don't slow down
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Tear Down the Wall
• Wayside School is Falling Down
• down in the dumps
• Star of the County Down
• Down Home Blues
• I'm Down
• talk myself down
• Turd Flop Down M'leg (user)
• wind come on down
• Strutting down the street
• Never Let Me Down Again
• push it down
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Whacking down pears with my prick
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• turn that frown upside down
• The Rescuers Down Under
• Three Knock Down Rule
• down the drain
• Tearing it Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Somewhere Down the Crazy River
• As the towel begins to slide down your body

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