The Surrealist Compliment Generator

random insult generator	Small things amuse large minds	Check it out	Oncogenic
May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you	I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking	Longest insult in Shakespeare	So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus	Ice-eating weight loss diet	Your sandwich surpasses that of mortals	Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets	In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest	Look at my feet in those mangoes	You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
Marker System (A drinker's guide to avoiding Coyote Arm)	S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N	Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans	Kill your sampler
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?	Thy fundement depeint	Robyn Hitchcock	I want to write love letters to all of my friends

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