So you want to be a geek babe? Tired of being just another plain vanilla geek? Want to add some excitement to your look? Always wanted to be the guy/girl all the other geeks fawned over but didn't think you could compete?

Well, now you can!

Unlike being a different type of babe, being a geek babe is simple and doesn't require bi-weekly trips to a beauty salon or invasive surgery. The physical features Mother Nature gave you have no effect on your ability to be a geek babe. All you need is the right attitude (i.e., geekiness) and the right accessories. Tired of being ignored by that sexy sysadmin? Try these simple tricks:

  1. Experiment with hair dye. Not only will this make you appear more interesting, certain colors can make washing your hair all but unnecessary.
  2. Wear weird jewelry. Bracelets are especially good. Try a retro look - say, those flexible plastic bracelets popular in the eighties. For that geek in black effect, try a leather cock ring (a brand new one... carefully washed isn't good enough) around your wrist. Looped ballchains are another cheap and easy-to-find option.
  3. Dress like Beck. Stop shopping at the mall for good and become a regular at your local thrift store. Clothes are cheaper and you're less likely to run into another geek babe wearing the same outfit.
  4. Try and limit yourself to wearing only three or four geek t-shirts per week. Because, again, you can't be a trendsetter if someone else is wearing the same thing.
  5. Get yourself some black boots and wear them as often as possible. There's nothing sexier than a badass.

See? With a few simple modifications, you'll be on your way to enjoying being worshipped by the opposite sex and never-ending booty. Pretty soon you'll be looking like something out of a dotcom commercial. Wasn't that easy?

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