Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They should have realized when the supercomputer tasked with naming the projects chucked madly while reading them"

• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You stole what they would have given you
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They must have faces
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• He's been places they have not.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They have bears in Italy
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Tools everyone should have
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Things to consider when naming your child
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• When should a firm stop production?
• Things they should teach in school
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when all the white horses have broken free
• the dreams that should have died
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• They have no bones.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• They didn't have the heart
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Things one should do while naked
• Automobile tire pressure
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Level 2
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I am reading the wall. They are wall-words.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Stoned music memories
• People want what they cannot have
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Front porch, what should have been said
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They Have a Word for It
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I should have danced with you
• Could have beens, should have beens
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• consoles should have trackballs
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• They could have saved Kevin
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When living we have need of Death
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• When I have female children
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Movies that should have been books first
• They have taken enough
• Let them have Festivas
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• a dozen books I should have read you
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves

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