Findings:
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- You will be assimilated
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- It will never be just you
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- The revolution will not be televised
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- If it be your will
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- Carl Everett
- the world will be remade in our image
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- This love will be your downfall.
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- There will be no more stories to read
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Boys will be boys
- Will I cease to be
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- I will always be weird inside
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- The end will be a sellout
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- I will be in my trailer!
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- There Will Be Blood
- Everything will be alright
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- I will be your young sinner
- They will not be named!
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- there will be a last
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- It will be good when I am leader
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- I will be light
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I will always be in the details
- The television will not be revolutionized
- There will be time
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- What life after death will really be like
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- What I want to be when I grow up
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Be sure it's legal
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I fear I will be nothing
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Who Will Be There
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Will I be given that chance?
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- node that will be my legacy
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Marks which will never be broken
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- The next life will be better
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- There will never be another you
- The Revolution will be televised
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- all the cute guys will be there
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- Someday, I will be strong
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Even the dead will not be safe
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