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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't know what they're missing
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Love the one you don't need
• They don't know what I've done
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• I was into them after they were hip
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• telling people what they don't need to know
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• into the deep end in a few short words
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Dead languages don't change
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• They don't touch me the same way
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• A few days in a nuthouse
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• A few fries short of a happy meal
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• They don't understand my tea
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• don't spend it all in one place
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• They're drugs, they change you
• People with programming languages named after them
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• People don't flail when they die
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Rape committed by women
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• They grow up. No one told me.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Redundancy in DNA
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Stoned music memories
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• few have known and fewer have shown
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• They Don't Want Me
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Work like you don't need the money
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• All my possessions packed into a few boxes
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• These are a few of my favorite nodes (in F minor)
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I was a father for a few days
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• The Wild Colonials
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.

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