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• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• I had pleasant times as well
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• Of course we had it tough
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• well hung young guy (user)
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Absolutely Fabulous
• absolutely
• Absolutely Free
• absolute power corrupts absolutely
• Absolutely Everything Else!
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Creativity is absolutely dependent on boundaries
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
• Everybody Everywhere is Absolutely Equal
• the night absolutely into me
• fuck
• Give a flying fuck
• Fuck me harder
• sick fuck
• flying fuck
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Fuck tha Police
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• I fuck your sunshine
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• fuck all
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck plate tectonics
• Fuck the Pope
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• Fuck like bunnies
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• Go fuck yourself
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• puck fuck
• Fuck Snuggles
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• designated fuck
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• Flip & Fuck
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Fuck popularity
• Fuck you money
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked Company
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Jogging with intent to fuck afterwards
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Did You Fuck Her?
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Fuck You Hoe
• Fuck Your Buddy
• I am the god of fuck!
• Ken Lay
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Fuck it or kill it
• Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
• Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• Fuck the Pain Away
• Let's fuck this donkey
• The Fuck Fucks
• fuck you (user)
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Fuck (user)
• fuck you it's friday night (document)
• Morrison's Lament
• Finally fucked
• For fuck's sake
• Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• Shut The Fuck Up
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• fuck u (user)
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• fuck buddy
• fuckton
• what the fuck (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• fuck you, migraine
• Fucked Up
• FUCK TARD (user)
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• fuck off (user)
• clumsy fuck
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

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