Findings:
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- When I was your age
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- All you ever did was let it happen
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- What happens when we die?
- I did not say it would make sense
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- when did we forget how to play?
- How it would happen
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I don't think the sun was up
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- i told u i was hardcore
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- What did you mean when you said...
- Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
- When did I lose my brave little soul?
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- When You Were Little Did You Wonder
- We did not know it was a war
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- This is When it Happens
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- If you told me this never happened
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- i think it was (user)
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- When you think about smoking
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I fall off of things when I think of you.
- I was told you were very pretty
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- Kids that age think they know it all
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Everything Hitler did was legal
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Everything Stalin did was legal
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- Battle Ground, Washington
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- When Did You See Her Last?
- When did the World get so old?
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- What if everyone was gay?
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- Level 2
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- What happens when a Pope dies
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What would Ben Franklin think of this?
- If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
- "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
- Something was about to happen.
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
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