Findings:

• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• kill me (user)
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• When You Reach Me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Someone please kill me
• kill me now (user)
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When in Rome: a truly funky place to stay
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• will you take me with you when you go?
• When you met me, when I met you
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• When I went back in time to kill you
• She kills me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• When your presents give me hives
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When you want me and how you want me
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• When you kill people they die
• That which does not kill me...
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• kill him dead; don't call me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Kill
• Kill Yourself
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Kill Rock Stars
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor
• kill -9
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They killed our Lord
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Why does Man kill?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will kill you if I can
• How to kill a clown
• computers kill kids
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• spermicide kills
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• The Man He Killed
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• kill -9 dueling
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• A Time to Kill
• Accidental death odds
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• I would kill my mother
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Meat Kills
• I could've killed my father
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Kill My Landlord
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Kill City
• One Case One Kill
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• spawn kill
• tether kill switch
• curiosity killed the cat
• How we killed Borges

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