Findings:
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When did the World get so old?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When I am an old man
- You're pretty when you cry
- A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When I am an old woman
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When You Are Old And Grey
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- You know you're in the SCA when
- You know you're blacked out when...
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Swing when you're winning
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- When I was ten years old
- Time flies when you're having fun
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When you're dead, you're dead
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- There are times when they seem to be right
- When the Year Grows Old
- Sing when you're winning
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Only when you're older
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- Since when did you respect anything?
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
- When he became an old man
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- When You Are Old
- Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- When This Is Over
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When you wake up feeling old
- Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- When you're alone
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- You know you're a geek when...
- I'll explain it when you're older
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When you're home alone
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- old chestnut: twelve coins
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When You're Evil
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're too young to be so old
- You're Only Old Once!
- Say Anything
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I didn't change anything!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- No one says anything important during the day
- Human beings will believe anything
- anything muppet
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I can make a bong out of anything
- pineapple is good on anything
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- It's not supposed to be anything
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How far are you from anything?
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- Stoners will smoke anything
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- America's social security is anything but secure
- Forget I said anything
- I will not, for anything, repeat the past
- Turn anything into a sound file
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- You can survive anything
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- I'll do anything to pass
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
- You people will trash anything.
- Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
- why I think I can't do anything
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- Dream Anything
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- old bean
- old man
- old time radio shows
- A bit of the old in-out in-out
- The Grand Old Duke Of York
- good old boy
- Old Republic
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