Findings:

• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• The storm, it came up strong
• Who Knows One?
• Who is Number One?
• The Child who came from an Egg
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• one who sleeps with mothers
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• The Thief Who Came to Dinner
• The ones who watch
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• is there no one who answers the call?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• These go to eleven
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• No One Knows Who I Am
• One up
• They grow up. No one told me.
• An enemy is one who reacts
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Who Came First
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• They came together so as to form one whole
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• And then one day you wake up
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• On Being the one who goes away
• One long June I came down from the trees
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• One who knows does not speak
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• remember who you were before you came here
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Dead links in writeups
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• How Leisure Came
• The rain that came today
• Luis Vaz de Camões
• The Cat Came Back
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• Where the stadium money came from
• How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• the storm came
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• soft swish of tires on the streets, and my face in the mirror came as a dark surprise
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• I came, I saw and was undone
• Once there came a man
• A learned man came to me once
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Isn't this where we came in?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• The theory that Venus came into our solar system relatively recently
• A Bird Came Down
• boss a man came to the door
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Just as well I came along
• The Three Oppressions That Came To This Island
• Along the field as we came by
• When I came last to Ludlow
• The lad came to the door at night
• How the Internet Came to Be
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• When you came
• It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
• on the beach, after those midnight beasts came and went, I chose the sea
• Naked Came the Stranger
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• How I came to love tea
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• How the Rain Came
• I came out here to remember it all
• waiting for things that never came
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• The girl I came with. The girl I left with.
• It was better before they came
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Five Came Back
• A Spaceman Came Travelling
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Out of the strong came forth sweetness
• They Came To America
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• It Came Out of the Sky
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
• I came, I saw, I conquered
• When Chris Came Home
• why are we who we are?
• Anagram Genius
• Dirty old genius
• Genius from Mars Technique
• MacArthur genius grants
• 2000 MacArthur genius grants
• Mason Williams
• Phone Genius 2000
• Girl Genius
• The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius
• Sad Genius (user)
• Mac Genius
• Cocoa Genius (user)
• Girl Genius: The Works
• Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
• Genius Pig (document)
• Evil genius mixmaster
• Lines of genius
• Baby Genius
• Trash: The Graphic Genius of Xploitation Movie Posters
• Genius: The Best of Warren Zevon

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