Findings:
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- who knows (user)
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- how long does it go (user)
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- i just want to know who i am
- Helping people cheat
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How Long is a Chinaman
- she does not know how much I need this
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
- You Know Who (user)
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- never know who told it best
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- I Know Who Killed Me
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- Who can know it?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Who what when where why & how
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How to Know God
- How Long Blues
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to ride long distances in a car
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How Scholastica Took the Wrong Path and Ruined Bill Moyers
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- You know you've been away from home too long
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- No One Knows Who I Am
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- a woman who knows nothing
- To those who know who they are
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- One who knows does not speak
- Love, it's who you know.
- how did i know this?
- Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Does my goldfish know who I am?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- let me know who you are now.
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- i want to know you. who you really are.
- We know who you are
- Who Knows One?
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How long is a piece of string?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How we know what we know
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- How to grow your hair long
- Know How, Can Do
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How long do babies sleep?
- I don't know how to smile
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How do you know that name?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How long have you known?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I know how many there are.
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How I know I love you
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How do I know if I love you?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How do you know it's real?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
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