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She only wants me for sex
I don't like her because she won't like me
that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
She told me to say that
She looks at me and she laughs
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
She told me she wouldn't
She kills me
She loves me, she loves me not
The time my father caught me having sex
She doesn't need me anymore
She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
She Fucks Me
She told me I'd make a good Satan
She only wants me for tech support
she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
She wakes me up by tickling my feet
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
Tell him, she told me
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
She might not need me. But then again she might.
She is still undoing me.
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
She Loves Me
She Speaks to Me
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
She found me on public transportation
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
That one makes me scream, she said
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
She just looks at me
She said she loved me
The portion of her face she allows me to see
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
She loved me for my maths
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
The stars were bright that night she left me forever
Two condoms, she makes me wear
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
she, he, and me
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
She saved me from Hylas' fate
She Blinded Me With Science
She pulled the "I love you" on me
she seems bored with me after all this time
She asked me to stop dreaming of death
She tells me she drives a truck.
She cleaned up for me at least.
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
She told me she remembers three things about me
Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
She Gave Sweet Love To Me
treat me like your sex doll
She asked me to read her a poem
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
She approached me with some vague line
She misses me
What Me Worry (user)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
So Sue Me
Does this dress make me look fat?
bite me
Fuck me harder
take me away
love me
Quincy, M.E.
Free to Be, You and Me
This is my truth tell me yours
Ya shoulda killed me last year
If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
This music crept by me upon the waters
O Lord Thou pluckest me out
It could be the last time you see me alive
Drink Me
Eat Me
Please Please Me
Come to Me
You Really Got Me
Me too
Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
Do you know me?
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Me and a Gun
Rape Me
Pour Some Sugar On Me
That man bit me
Excuse me
Give me a break!
as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
Are you hitting on me?
Cut me a switch, boy!
I and me
Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
Mes-
Just call me fluffy
Speak To Me
You remind me of the Babe
Not me
You're not the boss of me
Below me
Peel me a grape
Roll With Me, Henry
A letter to those who have impressed me
Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
Someone please kill me
Pardon me
Better him than me
What makes me beautiful
Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
My computer won't let me turn it off!
Me So Horny
Feigning smiles for me
Fly Me to the Moon
Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Nothing can stop me now
stop picking on me
Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
Commercials depress me
Know me better, and love me better
Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
Windows ME
Give Me the Damn Ball
How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
Fuck me like you fucked that horse
Stay here with me
Follow Me 'Ome
The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
Build Me Up Buttercup
Your secret's safe with me
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
Me Imperturbe
That's me inside your head
GP, are you with me?

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