Findings:

• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I can quit any time I want
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• You can, but you may not
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• like you're blind but still can see
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• we can get along even though we disagree
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• But can a robot love.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• but with words we can create anything
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Could/can vs Would/will
• The Old Tin Can Man
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• we can give up, but the world never will
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Tin Can Stew
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Floating in a tin can
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Butt hinge
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you

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