Findings:
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I want to have your abortion
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Stoned music memories
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- So you don't have to
- Cats don't have brakes
- You don't have any real problems
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- A reason to drink
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I don't have the time
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I don't have a television set
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- You have a big finger
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I have a tricorn hat
- What have you been smoking?
- institutions have lives of their own
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I have no faith in your God
- Have you found Jesus?
- You can't have everything
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Why males have nipples
- have
- We Have Explosive
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I have a dream
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I have no hair
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I have no complaint
- When I have female children
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have seen the elephant
- Have a buck
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Have Blue (user)
- Have you tried rebooting?
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Know your pets
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Justice and piety have vanished
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have a nice day
- She's Gotta Have It
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- What have you
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Sally guests I have known
- Citizen: You have committed an error
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