Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You fuckin' shot me! I don't believe this! You're not even my brother-in-law and now you fuckin' shot me!"

• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Don't @ me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Yes me, right now
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• let me know who you are now.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Don't Give Me Names
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You're not the boss of me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• think of me now
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Just don't expect me to understand
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Dont come near me (user)
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• You're like a brother to me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Stop killing me now
• the way you don't look at me
• kill me now (user)
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't call me white
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't call me Asian
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Do you think you could love me now?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• me, now and again
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't Tell Me
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't call me Debbie
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• customers don't trust me
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't tread on me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Nothing can stop me now
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Don't Blame Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Hear me now
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't wait up for me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Frilly putty in me now
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't send me roses
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't stand so close to me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!

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