Findings:
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- few have known and fewer have shown
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I have too much to say
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I have a book!
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Articles every Everything must have
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- because I have given up any care
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- a dozen books I should have read you
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- Books I have bought for next year
- Movies that should have been books first
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Stoned music memories
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- You can't have everything
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Sally guests I have known
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Why males have nipples
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Have you found Jesus?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I have no complaint
- I have a dream
- What have you been smoking?
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have seen the elephant
- A computer in every home and on every desk
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Ground School
- We Have Explosive
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- You have a big finger
- What have you
- I have no faith in your God
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- institutions have lives of their own
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- When I have female children
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Have a buck
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I have a tricorn hat
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- A brief note on the logistics of armed police in every school
- have
- Know your pets
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Have Blue (user)
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- She's Gotta Have It
- Have you tried rebooting?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Justice and piety have vanished
- I get home safe every evening
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Have a nice day
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I have no hair
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
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