Katherine Ortega, a housewife from Newport News, Virginia, was reaching into her box of chicken wings and doling them out to her two children when she found a pair of beady eyes gazing up at her. That cold glare was coming from the chicken "wing" in her hand!

"I noticed that it had a beak and it had eyes," she told the Newport News Daily Press. "I screamed..."

It wasn't a wing that just happens to look like a chicken head, IT WAS A COMB-TOPPED, BEAK-BEARING DEEP-FRIED CHICKEN HEAD! (image: http://www.ediets.com/news/images_article/3205.jpg)

-- from eDiets.com

This story brings to mind a song...

Well I saw the thing starin' out of my food
It had the proud straight comb, two beady eyes.
I commenced to screamin' and I said "ooh-eee"
I looks like a fried chicken carcass to me.

It was a comb topped beak bearing deep fried chicken head
comb topped beak bearing deep fried chicken head
a comb topped beak bearing deep fried chicken head
sure tastes strange to me (deep fried?)

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