Findings:
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- talking shit about a pretty sunset
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You, standing
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Two virgins about to have sex
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- Don't think about it
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- I know what I'm talking about
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- Baptist jokes
- So you don't have to
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- I don't care about the air
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- Talking about the weather
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- How to write about colors?
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Don't shit where you eat
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Cats don't have brakes
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- You don't have to remember my name
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- About some girl
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Some things I've learned about not smoking
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Talking about death 2
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- A reason to drink
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't write faxes with red pen!
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Some Questions About Fizziks
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- I don't feel the same way about you
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I'm not talking about
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- General sexuality newsgroup
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Don't Worry About the Government
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Nobody writes poetry about financial security
- Nobody writes poetry about science
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Advice I have been given about girls
- I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- I have a bad feeling about this
- nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
- Talking about death
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I have more stories about trains for you
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Some things about figs
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- What are you talking about?
- Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- I don't have a television set
- Baptist fear of dancing
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
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