Findings:
- fuck me with a chainsaw
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Fuck me
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- She Fucks Me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- fuck you pay me
- fuck me and marry me young
- Fuck me harder
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Fuck me boots
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- go fuck yourself with Hitler's dick
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- You're not the boss of me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Feigning smiles for me
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Take Me Down
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Shiver me timbers
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Ask me about Loom
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- And It Stoned Me
- Je me souviens
- May those who are born after me
- Jesus Loves Me
- Me and My Egg Roll
- People confuse me
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Take it from me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Come fly with me
- Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
- Freeman and me and the rest of the world
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Red Dwarf insulted me
- ;me (user)
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Liver, come back to me
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- loving me (user)
- Yo Ho, Me Hearties_root (category)
- Kiss Me, Judas
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Me!! (user)
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- let me ask (user)
- he calls me monster
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Fuck the System
- I fell in love with her first
- Trap. Dominate. Fuck.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- gently
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- When your presents give me hives
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- get off me
- Women want me when I'm taken
- where does that leave me?
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
- Send me a check for eleven cents
- Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Can you hear me flailing
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- Walk Like Me
- Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Country music videos confuse me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- chris me (user)
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Somebody once asked me...
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- So help me God
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- /me (user)
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- ignore me (document)
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
- A fine mess you've gotten me into
- another me (user)
- Hold me
- bite me 2000_root (category)
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Shag Me Up The Botty_root (category)
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- nobody will let me start a country
- To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Meet me at the Main Stage: a Belgian nodermeet at Rock Werchter
- Experience tells me not to try
- Tickle Me Emo
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- designated fuck
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
- Holy Fuck
- me
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Mes-
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- My Mom buys me diet pills
- Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
- Augusta, Maine
- Here's my number, call me
- Me, Myself and Irene
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- I like you; do you like me?
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Real Me
- A learned man came to me once
- Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- call me a poet
- It's important for me to remember these things
- Make Me Mommy
- You, smoking a cigarette, and me dreaming of stars
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- What have you done for me lately?
- Calgon, take me away
- Against Me!
- Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
- Pentax ME Super
- So much it scares me
- Break Me Shake Me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- My New York will die with me
- Dont come near me. (user)
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Before Me
- Delirious with me, rhapsodize
- Imagine Me and You
- my secret made me very happy
- Desire Me (user)
- No Weed for Me
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
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