Findings:
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Two virgins about to have sex
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How naked are we going to get?
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Baptist jokes
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Stoned music memories
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I may or may not have been naked
- How to have lesbian sex
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- i have to get out
- I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Sex with a chicken
- Baptist fear of dancing
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Sex in a small car
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- General sexuality newsgroup
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Animals people have sex with
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Get Happy!
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- Get your rocks off
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- it gets thick
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- get a wiggle on
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Let's Get Killed
- Jack Gets Up
- get with the program
- get well card
- Get used to it
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Get In Shape Girl
- Get Smart
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Get a break
- Get a grindstone and sharpen it
- Get a load of
- Get around
- Get a tail
- Get a valentine
- Get the finger put on
- Get hip
- Get hit with
- Get hours
- Get it up
- Get off the gun
- Get off the nut
- Get out the crying towel
- Get under the bed
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- The Universe always gets the first move
- Get Real
- get a clue
- Get a real computer!
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Craving a smoke
- An angel gets its wings
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Get rich quick
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- Get on the Bus
- Birthdays get less significant as you get older
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- Where did you get that hat?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Get your bender on
- Get Carter
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- It doesn't get any better than this
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get your stuff voted up
- You get the idea
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Getting rid of start menu items
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- How to avoid a car accident
- gets on my tits
- Overhead imagery of your house
- Get Shorty
- can't get with
- if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
- RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Let's get ready to rumble!
- When I get like this
- You can never get away from yourself
- Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
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