Findings:
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- So help me God
- Show Me God
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- god help me
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- The God and Devil Show
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- God help us
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- When You Reach Me
- Show Me Love
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Waking Up God
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- When you met me, when I met you
- Can you show me?
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- You say you want to help me
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- Sweep me up
- Don't wait up for me
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- show me the code
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- Bitch set me up!
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Come Pick Me Up
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- A conversation between me and god
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Rise Up O Men of God
- when god speaks, it is never one-sided
- For Gods Sake roll up the windows
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- You tell me this is God?
- Help Me, Rhonda
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- When your presents give me hives
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- My God, don't tempt me!
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- let me show you it
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- Show Me your Crits
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Fold Me Up
- you show me yours
- The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
- When you want me and how you want me
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- O God Our Help in Ages Past
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- when the gods are afraid
- God holds me
- Please God, make me a stone.
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- help me (user)
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- Please help me!
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Help Me, Daddy
- God helps those who help themselves
- Hit me up
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Help me help you
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- let me grow up
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Women want me when I'm taken
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- when strangers tell me to smile
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- kiss it up to God
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- give me one night to show the savage
- They grow up. No one told me.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- show me (user)
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Wake me up if you still want me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- God is good, people are screwed up
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