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(idea) by jimmyCarter (3.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri May 05 2000 at 21:28:43

Like its cousin dry humping, grinding is another fine teenage rite of passage in which sexual intercourse is mimicked while fully clothed.

The two may be used interchangeably, but grinding is the prefered usage when describing dance floor activity. Dry humping is prefered when describing freshmen on a sofa with parents asleep upstairs.


(idea) by doyle (16.2 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Feb 29 2004 at 20:55:32

Ye Maids who toiled so faithfully at the Mill
Now cease your work and from these toils be still;
Sleep now till dawn, and let the birds with glee
Sing to the ruddy morn from bush and tree;
For what your hands performed so long and true,
Ceres has charged the Water Nymphs to do..

Antipator of Thessalonica, 85 B.C. 1



Grinding grain is hard work, still done by hand by much of the world. Hard kernels of wheat berries, barley, maize, or rice are ground into flour, the foundation for life in an agricultural society. Bread, booze, Fritos, Lucky Charms--all from ground grains.

On Sabbath, I grind wheat, a direct violation of the melachot. It is hard work. Muscles strain, but they know what to do. My mind is idle, and in the steady whir of burr on burr, my thoughts wander.

I use a Country Mills grain mill--a solid hand mill. It will last longer than me. The burrs need replacing every decade or so, but the rest of the machine will be fit for my grandchildren, should they choose to grind.

A small depression is growing deeper in the cement basement floor--my left foot rocks back and forth as I crank, and over time, the sole of my foot has made its own cradle. My son's bicycle rusts on my front porch--he has long outgrown it. When I get the time, I will figure out a way to rig his bicycle to my mill. I am not getting any younger, and my legs are stronger than my arms.

A wheat berry makes a fine crackle as it gets crunched between the plates of the hand mill. One stationary plate, one rotating plate. The noise sounds like the white noise background of an untuned radio. When I have drunk too much melomel, I imagine that the wheat berries make a noise beyond the crunching on the bran. There are worse things to imagine.

First my right arm, then my left. I can feel my biceps swell a bit from the work. The legs work, too, shifting my weight back and forth with each pass of the milling wheel. My breathing picks up. Oxygen in, carbon dioxide out. When the wheat berries were made in Montana, the wheat plant breathed in carbon dioxide, and using the sun's energy and water, created carbohydrates and oxygen. The sun's heat released again in the warmth of my breath, my churning muscles, the steel plates grinding the wheat.

Before the last few wheat berries pass through the millstone, I pick 2 or 3 to go into the garden. They are, after all, alive, until ground into flour. Conscious? No, but perhaps that's not the point. That's not the point at all.


1 from Mill Folklore: "History or Hearsay," http://www.angelfire.com/folk/molinologist/folklore1.html


(idea) by Gritchka (2.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Feb 29 2004 at 21:43:26

In semantics grinding is a kind of metonymy or meaning transference that uses a word to refer to its substance. The standard cases are the use of animal names to refer to their meat, and plant names to refer to their material.
We ate chicken yesterday.
These clothes are made of hemp.
This table is made of oak.
It could be said that with the examples 'of hemp', 'of oak', the preposition 'of' simply means 'out of, derived from' and the noun 'oak' or 'hemp' just is the plant: but the same construction is used with materials that are clearly derived materials, not plants: made of twill, made of fibreglass.

With animal products there's a lexical blocking rule. If we already have a name for the meat as such, we don't normally allow grinding of the animal name.

We ate beef yesterday.
# We ate cow yesterday.
(The symbol '#' indicates the sentence is grammatical but violates a pragmatic norm.) We don't normally say we eat cow, but if we do we're drawing attention to something like the grossness or violation in the act, and referring to the killing of the whole cow, not just its meat.

An oddity of English is that it doesn't allow grinding to produce names of liquids. The following, while obvious in meaning, just aren't normally said:

* I fried it in sunflower.
* I had a glass of orange for breakfast.
An oddity of French along these lines is that some kinds of liquids can and some can't be derived by grinding. Une menthe 'a mint' is a syrup made from mint, but they can't say *une pomme 'an apple' to mean a juice made from an apple. Also, the construction is actually meaning transfer of the word 'mint': it isn't building a compound such as 'mint syrup' and then omitting the head 'syrup', because un syrop is masculine whereas une menthe is feminine.

This can get more complicated as you delve into specifics. We don't use breed names as substance names: we don't say I'm wearing an angora or Holstein. Of course we can use partially specified names contrastively: if there's a choice of peach-flavoured and mandarin-flavoured vodka you can say you want the peach.

Nunberg, G., 'The Pragmatics of Deferred Interpretation', in Horn and Ward, eds., The Handbook of Pragmatics, 2004, Blackwell


(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) Tue Dec 21 1999 at 23:58:49

Grind"ing, a. & n.

from Grind.

Grinding frame, an English name for a cotton spinning machine. -- Grinding mill. (a) A mill for grinding grain. (b) A lapidary's lathe.

 

© Webster 1913.


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