Findings:
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Guns kill people.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- When you kill people they die
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- telling people what they don't need to know
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Know your pets
- People don't flail when they die
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- Ground rush
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Capitalize, please
- People who don't read
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- Going to a movie on the opening night
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Do blind people dream?
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- Why do people believe in God?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Stuff White People Do
- Treatment of corporations
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- what desire will make foolish people do
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People who don't smoke will never die
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Things people don't want to hear
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't encourage people to read
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't believe in people
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- people who don't exist
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- We, the people
- People are sometimes very crazy
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- don't kill your clients
- people
- Short People
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- I don't know what to do with you
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Blue People
- other people's money
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- People die
- Nice people swallow
- Stupid people
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- kill him dead; don't call me
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Shiny Happy People
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- People Magazine
- People in glass houses should not throw stones
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Creative ways of killing people
- People's Republic of China
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- Beautiful People
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I don't know what else to do
- I don't believe in anything
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- you don't have to do this
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't do that then!
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