Findings:

• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Death has entered my life once more
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• gomame no ha gishiri
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Elvis has left the building
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• H.A. Rey
• ne mo ha mo nai
• ha oto shelanu
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Education has failed
• How to find something which has been lost
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• my body has taken over my thinking
• Your hair has turned white
• ba shana ha ba'a
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• Plastic Has Memory
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• The etrix has you
• September has such a feeling
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Smoking has class
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• feline allergies
• jo ha kyu
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• A serious error has occurred
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• She still has my Borges book
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Everyone has an accent
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• 911 has an automated response
• A community without shame has no future
• She has trouble acting normal
• God has no free will
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• This year has flown
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• My dog has been stolen
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• Each one has their own story
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• an nyong ha se yo
• Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• ha ha only serious
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Pop has eaten itself
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Has
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Experience has made me bitter
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The Eagle Has Landed
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go

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