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• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• No one can be in two places at once
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• This poem can be put off no longer
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• No place I'd rather be
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• How to scream when no one is looking
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Children can be cruel
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• No one can be totally logical
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How to be a fuck-up
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• How to be an asshole
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• How to be telekinetic
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Can we still be friends?
• Be all that you can be
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Why procrastination can be productive
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• How the Sun Came to Be
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How to be anonymous
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Running toward the edge
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• There can be only one
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Cruel to Be Kind
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How to be an improv musician
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• University students can be really stupid
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• how to be a friend
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Automobile tire pressure
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• How to be a backstabber
• I'll be back
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Be cool in college
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How to be a troll
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• How the Moon Came to Be
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Back To The Future III
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Winning back your girlfriend
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Any song can be a love song
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• How to be invisible
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Stretching your lower back
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• How to be monstrously shallow
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Exes can be good things
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• murder can be fun

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