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• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• No one can be in two places at once
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• No one can be totally logical
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How to scream when no one is looking
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Children can be cruel
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• No place I'd rather be
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Exes can be good things
• Cruel to Be Kind
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• how to be a friend
• How to be a troll
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How to be telekinetic
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Can we still be friends?
• murder can be fun
• Running toward the edge
• How to be invisible
• University students can be really stupid
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• How the Moon Came to Be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• How the Sun Came to Be
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to be anonymous
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• How to be an improv musician
• How to be monstrously shallow
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Why procrastination can be productive
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• There can be only one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Be cool in college
• I'll be back
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Goops and How to be Them
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Back To The Future III
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Any song can be a love song
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Winning back your girlfriend
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Stretching your lower back
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How to be an asshole
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Automobile tire pressure
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How to be a fuck-up
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• How to be a backstabber

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