Findings:
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he who (user)
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- He who controls the past controls the future
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- That's Just How He Was
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He Who Is Death
- is there no one who answers the call?
- He who has ears, let him hear
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he was a punk poet himself
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- At least he was gentle
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He called me Sarah once
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Who what when where why & how
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
- There was no one waiting for me...
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He said, expecting the answer no
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
- He held my hand - once
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- some say he was never here at all
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- No shit, there I was
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- We No Longer Knew Who We Were
- No One Knows Who I Am
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There Was No Leak
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- More than he was willing to give
- I married him because he was not mean
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Was a Crook
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- All he left her was alone
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- And yet he continues to sit there
- He ain't no movie star
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- What's he building in there?
- A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Where once he walked
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- He was found
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- a man at a piano, trying to recall an old song he once knew
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He Was Only Joking
- making certain he was touching her
- The difference between reply and reply to all
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