Findings:

• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• sense of humor
• Black humor
• humors
• Cancer humor
• hacker humor
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Set-up knock-down humor
• untranslatable humor
• choir humor
• Dad humor
• Roman Sense of Humor
• humor whore
• Florida Voter Humor
• Dry sense of humor
• Gallows Humor
• Does Humor Belong in Music?
• office humor
• FreeCell and Microsoft's sense of humor
• Zen humor
• humors (user)
• Bookstore humor
• Anecdotally isomorphic humor
• Musician humor
• self-deprecatory humor
• phallic humor
• a crude sense of humor
• homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• The Subtlety and Complexity Behind South Park's Crude Humor
• Experience Earth Humor: Pranks with Human Greg #9 and #10
• Experience Earth Humor: Pranks with Human Greg #16
• Schnodderdeutsch: Germany's Quiet Humor Assault on Cultural Imports
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm gay
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill

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