Findings:

• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• pimpin' cupid
• you never sent me the manuscript
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• stir me out of my dream
• The stranger who hates me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• who me (user)
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• The day I found out I was a guy
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• who did this to me?
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Who's dreaming it, then? You, or me?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• The Who Sell Out
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• May those who are born after me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• let me know who you are now.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• She found me on public transportation
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• The Lovers Cupid and Psyche
• OkCupid
• Cupid Childs
• Acerbic Cupid (user)
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• found objects
• Command not found
• Have you found Jesus?
• Memoirs Found in a Bathtub
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• something I found last night
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• how Wiener found his way home
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• International Monetary Fund
• page not found
• I found the LORD that other day...
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• ROM basic not found
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• I found a home in the spent wax of your candle
• I found God
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Sample population found statistically insignificant
• Found art
• Muses Are Found in Odd Places
• Who we Meet, Who we Remember
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• FOUND Magazine
• The day after I found you again
• Live in all found
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• found tape
• only honest knives are found buried in backs
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• Missing Monkies Found Shaved
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• happiness is made, not found
• Found It!
• you found a broken thing and fixed it

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