Findings:
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- You cannot win an argument just by being right
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- By their fruits you shall know them
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- on being hit by lightning
- What would you do if you weren't afraid?
- She is afraid of not being shy
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- The Wild Colonials
- death passed him by
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Accidental death odds
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- This Is What You Shall Do
- What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- Where do I begin?
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- By my balls, I do swear.
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- I can do it myself
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- What shall we do with a drunken poet? (document)
- And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
- Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Watching Myself Grow Tired
- I will find the beauty in you even if I have to plant and grow it myself
- I shall never grow cold of you
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- afraid
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Afraid of Sunlight
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- I am deathly afraid of February
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
- Afraid of the Dark
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- Afraid of Everything
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
- I'm Afraid
- I was afraid of getting caught
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
- Khaled Islambouli
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- Why are people afraid of touching?
- You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
- I Am Afraid of the Dark
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- I am afraid
- drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
- Why I'm Afraid
- begin
- The Saga Begins
- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
- patterns begin to reveal themselves
- The Feeling Begins
- The Journey Begins
- The Stories Begin
- Words that begin with "pt"
- Anna Begins
- Charity begins at home
- Life begins at 40
- As the towel begins to slide down your body
- Waiting for life to begin
- How to begin poetry
- not to begin at the end
- Your rights end where my feelings begin
- This is how we begin again
- NACA's Metamorphosis Begins
- This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
- The Diet of Spikey the Werm
- Menachem Begin
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- A journey ended begins again
- it begins (user)
- Eternity Begins
- The Games Begin
- Each betrayal begins with trust
- Where does my body end and the air begin?
- Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
- Days that begin with Dawn
- A genocide begins with the killing of one man
- Batman Begins
- Regime change begins at home
- Jazy Begins to Dance
- I realize that it is going to be dark soon
- imperfect being (user)
- being
- human being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- being close to another person
- Just being quiet and close
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- Being John Malkovich
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- The Importance of Being Earnest
If you Log in you could create a "if I do not begin by being impertinent myself, I shall soon grow afraid of him" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.