Findings:
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- Get out of Hell free card
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I told you I love you, now get out
- Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- Don't Be Evil
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I Might Be Wrong
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
- We don't fly there anymore
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Your dog might be evil...
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I don't want to be successful
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- You might be a Mormon
- I don't want to be alone
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- We don't dig our graves, anymore.
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- I Don't Know You Anymore
- I don't love you anymore
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Don't be sad
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- i don't fit under the bed anymore
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Even the dead will not be safe
- You might be a Michigander
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I will not be late anymore
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- The end will be a sellout
- I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- They aren't my memories anymore
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Be careful and don't fall down
- don't be absurd (user)
- Beware! This might be reality!
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Your god might be evil....
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- God must be living in the sea.
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- you just might be evil
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Adam fell that men might be
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Be sure it's legal
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- They Might Be Giants
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Don't Be Afraid
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- You might be a Washingtonian
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- I know what it's like to be dead
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
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