Findings:
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Either/Or
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- When you know things are just meant to be
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Legend of the Red Barracuda, or: Driving through Space with the Windows Rolled Down (category)
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
- Swimming pool injury
- Maybe now that I have written this all down I can finally sleep
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- I may or may not have been naked
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Either a Ravine or a Precipice
- You, standing
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- It must have rained or something
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- All good men are either gay or married
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed
- Iranian bearded terrorist
- Spock's Beard
- beard burn
- bearded axe
- Eli the Bearded
- Friend, your white beard sweeps the ground
- Mary Ritter Beard
- Bearded Lady
- Beard the lion
- Papa's beard
- James Beard Foundation
- Aaron's Beard
- bearded seal
- Bearded Vulture
- Beard and Baby
- International Deutsche Beard Championship
- red beard man (user)
- So you've decided to grow a beard
- Epic Beard Man
- playoff beard
- chin scratching is a poor substitute for beard stroking
- Internet Beard Research and the Eternal September
- Bible Belt
- Chastity belt
- Van Allen Belts
- belt
- Kuiper belt
- White vinyl belt
- asteroid belt
- Rust Belt
- Belted
- Brownstone Belt
- New Delhi Monkey Man
- snow belt
- Hiawatha's Belt
- green belt
- Borscht Belt
- notches in orion's belt
- The Martial Arts Belt
- belt out a tune
- cholera belt
- Seat Belts in 1954
- Belt of Venus
- Astron Belt
- fan belt
- serpentine belt
- belt tensioner
- Great ocean conveyor belt
- Belt Parkway
- Okapi belt
- CCBBA Gold Belt Curriculum
- CCBBA Green Belt Curriculum
- CCBBA Purple Belt Curriculum
- CCBBA Blue Belt Curriculum
- CCBBA Red Belt Curriculum
- CCBBA 1st Degree Brown Belt Curriculum
- CCBBA Second Degree Brown Belt Curriculum
- CCBBA Black Belt Curriculum
- bullet belt
- Tan Belt
- money belt
- belt sander
- Orion's belt
- vodka belt
- photoreceptor belt
- Fog belt
- tool belt
- The Venus Belt
- Bible Belt Refugee (user)
- Congress Votes In New "You Are What You Eat" Law, Fruit Sales in Bible Belt Plummet
- The several horsemen of the Apocalypse spill their secrets
- Play it down
- knocking a person down
- averaging down
- If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
- Down To This
- On the down low
- Down East Delight
- Down Under
- Down Under Snowball
- I break myself down
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