Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- funny fat guy who dies
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- We who are here are still here, inviting others
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Helping people cheat
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- The other people who hate war
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Guys who wear skirts
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The Other Guy
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- The other guy's tao
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- doesn't
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- God probably doesn't exist
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- My aunt doesn't like them
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- SOY doesn't make you strong?
- Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- My vote doesn't make a difference
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- The place where the sun doesn't shine
- Technically it doesn't count
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- Scotty Doesn't Know
- It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- What if True Love doesn't wait?
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- size doesn't matter
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- International doesn't mean foreign
- dying doesn't make one a saint
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- this doesn't work
- why are we who we are?
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- it doesn't make sense in the future
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- Doesn't Remind Me
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- change doesn't happen
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
- old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- doesn't look like anything to me
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
- he doesn't talk
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
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