Findings:
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- play dumb
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- That would be me
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- we can all just be around other people
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Where would America be without Canada?
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If you would be seated
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- eternity would be boring
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Just to see what it would be like
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- University students can be really stupid
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
- a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
- If you would be so kind
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- What the American people want politics to be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The best kind of bartender
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- I never thought it would be like this
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- How to be a terrible customer
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- A whimper would be fine
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- All that I am and ever want to be
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- That Would Be Enough
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- it would be hilarious if only
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I am not a part of this! Really!
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- It will be good when I am leader
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- People smarter than I am.
- Really, I am glad the romance is gone
- Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- I am blind when I want to be
- murder can be fun
- Music need not be popular to be good
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- What life after death will really be like
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Mind without body
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- That I Would Be Good
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Depression is a good thing
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- The many people I am
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