Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "like any decent protagonist, I've done plenty of things that should mean I have a warrant for my arrest, BUT, NOPE"

• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• by any means necessary
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Done up like a kipper
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• What have you done for me lately?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• They don't know what I've done
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
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• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Farmers' Market
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• The way things have always been done
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• But I Like You
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Hot pursuit
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• i've done nothing lately
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• European Arrest Warrant
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• War is hell but men like it
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• because I have given up any care
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• like you're blind but still can see
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You don't have any real problems
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.

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