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I like computers. They rule. No, really. They RULE. The whole world in fact is under the strange but benevolent control of the AI, a powerful being without a care in the world except for honey covered socks. Feed the AI. It will be your friend. Mushr.ooms are your only friends. Cabbages, baked in banana waffles with salted peanuts mixed with cute cherubs, maimed in tomato juice. Buy, buy, buy... sell, sell, sell. Sell the world, I was a midget. I knew a pipemen once. It was beatufil. It was perv.ersely ugly. Perfumes suck. Vacuum cleaners blow. Cherokee Jeeps are about as useful as a Swiss Army Knife. The Americas will slide into the sea and Jesus will be a woman. Serve the flies. Swat the soup. Combination ego. Seperatist bowl movement.&. Hormones and cocktails. Mega-mega-mega-larger-larger-larger. Discount Booze store. Dope junkey. Academic Insomniac. Invertebrae Genius. Words are flowing like rain into a paper cup. Naked Monkey Boy arrives. ME.

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