Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Last minute problem
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Children Solve Problems
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You take up too much space
• car alarm
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• I can write, too.
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Nothing can stop me now
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• Can I masturbate too much?
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• You too can spend four years
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• for now this is the best that can be done
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Can I wake you up?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• we can give up, but the world never will
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• to eight minutes, forever lost
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• It's Too Late Now
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• That's the problem now, isn't it?
• How to solve a math problem
• How to Solve an Academic Problem
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• kids grow up too fast
• Prohibition causes more problems than it solves
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• too late now (user)
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• that can made you sick
• Prince Albert in a can
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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