Findings:
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Using a command line
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
- Why people who jog live longer
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- play dumb
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The other people who hate war
- Watching people eating
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- people who don't exist
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- How to get people to leave you alone
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Eating only rice to get by
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Rednecks hating Canada
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- People who died laughing
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- It's knowing that I'll never get lost
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
- never know who told it best
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Who never lost, are unprepared
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- cat haters
- A Woman Who Never Was
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Know your pets
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Type A blood
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People who are not anarchists
- Two people who are not touching
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Capitalize, please
- people who wear camo
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- People who don't read
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- People who carp about their jobs
- People who love FTP
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- How to crack root and not get caught
- You can never get away from yourself
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- I never get mail
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
- People Get Ready
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
- You'll never get away with this!
- Who gets to decide?
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- Things you give people that they keep
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Get a fat lip
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- You who never arrived
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Taking things at surface value
- Dead links in writeups
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- The rules of pool are not selective
- The bored who complain
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Music need not be popular to be good
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- funny fat guy who dies
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- People who use Windows
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
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